The Ten Mac Commandments

ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEVEN-EIGHT-NINE...TEN!

I been a PC for years, it made me mechanical
Only fools use that ish, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for us to get
Our MacS intact, not that Windows crap

Rule Numbre Uno:
1. Freeware is not a term, it's a way of life.
2. Always protect your MAC.
With a superior machine this is, we need to make sure our MACs are in tip top condition. (YOU ARE YOUR MAC)
3. Utilize Time Machine
It may be a rare occurance, but MACs DO crash. Be prepared.
Time machine brings back the past another wonderful app thats unsurpassed in case you didnt realize thats Rule Number Three just use this program and backup regularly
4. You know you heard this before
MACBOOKS are fly but the prices too high
5. Strong words called ..... art and designin' ... strictly for MAC men .. not PC men .. if you wanna design/produce/dj or anything else productive .. tell PC hell no, cuz they gon' want they photos/beats/music and everything else productive rain, sleet, hail snow
6. A MAC OS on a PC don't mix like two d!cks and no b!tch
There is VM Fusion or Parallels just make your pick....
7.This rule is SO under rated: Use Spaces & Exposé to keep your apps & files separated.
8.Never keep MAC secrets to just you. Share round with ALL the peeps in the Black Mac Crew.
9.(Shoulda been #1 to me) If ain't because of your job, stay the f#ck away from PC's. Viruses and crashes is their main mission...be givin spyware, crazy trojans ... probably even porn subscriptions.


Rule Number 2 shoulda been number 1 to me Protect the MAC from all the haters that be.